Last week I got a job at the faire’s costume shop! A job in my field! Getting paid to do stuff I learned in college!
The very day I quit my job at the booth, Katie, the faire’s costume designer/wardrobe manager/shop supervisor asked Travis if he would put me in touch with her because she was impressed with his costuming. On festival days, the pub on site stays open after hours and you can get really cheap, delicious food and beer. I bumped into Katie there and introduced myself and we talked about costuming, which was great fun. Believe it or not, I haven’t met too many people who are fascinated by the technical intricacies of finishing the edges of leaf-shaped dags on a horse costume. After talking for a while, she offered me a job at the costume shop. I love job interviews that involve brisket sandwiches and amber ale.
Now that I’ve been working there for two weeks, here are some things I like and don’t like about my job:
LIKE! – my coworkers
They are friendly. They like getting things done the quick and easy way. They don’t make you cry if you do something wrong. I haven’t hung around very many costume shops before, but this seems highly unusual and I am very lucky.
DO NOT LIKE! – the stairs in the Globe Theatre
They are terrifying. I am afraid of heights, and I have to climb these with baskets full of wet laundry. Note that the top stair is missing its back. If you can’t tell from the picture, you could totally step through that gap. If you fall down the stairs, you might die, or at least break all of your bones in several places. I have now climbed them a couple of dozen times. IT’S STILL SCARY EVERY TIME. This requires a lot more bravery than I expected from a costume shop job.
LIKE! – lots of pretty fabric and industrial machines
It’s nice to be surrounded by bright, pretty colors. The picture shows only a fraction of the fabric stock in the shop. There’s also a lot of gorgeous trim, including an entire box of “gypsy trim”, all in bold oranges and reds and purples with dangling shiny things and arabesque embroidery patterns. The machines are super speedy and a couple of them do all kinds of neat things like buttonholes and invisible hems. And they have little wire guards in front of the needle so you don’t stitch through your finger. How civilized!
DO NOT LIKE! – re-threading the overlock
It would really be best if someone invented a self-threading overlock machine. I know there is a diagram printed on the inside of the machine to help me. I know that it’s even color coded. It’s still hard and frustrating. You can do everything right and it still won’t work and you have no idea why.
LIKE! – the gigantic industrial washer and dryer
They are as big as three of their regular, home-variety counterparts. The washer is hooked up to these big vats of cleaning chemicals so you don’t even have to measure detergent or anything. They have their high-tech settings all pre-programmed so all you have to do is put the clothes in there and push a button. Futuristic!